drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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