I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Houston, we have a blender
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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