Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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