yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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