I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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