idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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