Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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