So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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