put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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