I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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