Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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