So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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