DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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