apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
handjob tips. give me some.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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