Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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