Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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