i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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