Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You need a sexual gate keeper
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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