As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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