I am in a vortex of obligation.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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