His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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