awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
NoShamevember. You game?
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize