He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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