i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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