i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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