Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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