i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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