she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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