end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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