Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
How naked do you want me to be?
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