I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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