I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
a search helicopter?!
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
