so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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