What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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