if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I currently don't understand fingers.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'm really busy with my period
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