If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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