I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
