thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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