Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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