he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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