He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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