I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
North Korea, Best Korea!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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