Yo dont text me then not text me
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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