i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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