According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
