North Korea, Best Korea!
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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