I want to make a zoo with you.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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