My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
