I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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