Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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