Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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