Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
handjob tips. give me some.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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