i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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