Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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