wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
we're so committed to being not committed
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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