Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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