Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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