Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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