do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Randomize